You are Batman
You are dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
not suffer the pain you have endured.



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It is true. I am dark (though not in complexion; I live in Michigan and am painfully pale), I love gadgets (but sadly do not make enough money to buy many of them), and have vowed to help the innocent not suffer the pain I endured. What pain did I endure? Kidney stones, mostly. I'm not sure how dressing up like a flying rodent and kicking the collective ass of the criminal underworld helps me prevent others from suffering this pain, but it is the path I have chosen so shut up.

Incidentally, this picture of Batman sucks.