My Family

I come from a large family, with 5 older brothers and sisters. Many of them are considerably older than me, and are kind of scattered throughout the United States. My mama now lives in Georgia with my sisters. She is an amazing woman, having managed to raise 6 of us maniacs despite the antics of our creepy, no-good father and a severe lack of funds. I love her dearly and respect her greatly.

I recently married a delightful woman named Stephanie. Some day we may acquire a puppy and call it our very own.