My Fabulously Asinine Questions
How are you?
Did you really play for the Oakland A's?
Are you really some sort of hot model with killer abs?
Are you really some sort of boring 40-something systems administrator?
Are you really a member of the band Soylent Green?
Are you really a psychic detective?
Are you really a goofy-looking lawyer/judge-wannabe who makes his wife and kids dress in matching red shirts?