My Fabulously Asinine Questions
How are you?
- Fine, thanks. Yourself?
Did you really play for the Oakland A's?
Are you really some sort of hot model with killer abs?
Are you really some sort of boring 40-something systems administrator?
Are you really a member of the band Soylent Green?
Are you really a psychic detective?
Are you really a goofy-looking lawyer/judge-wannabe who makes his wife and kids dress in matching red shirts?