My FAQ

My Fabulously Asinine Questions

How are you?

  • Fine, thanks. Yourself?

Did you really play for the Oakland A's?

Are you really some sort of hot model with killer abs?

Are you really some sort of boring 40-something systems administrator?

Are you really a member of the band Soylent Green?

Are you really a psychic detective?

Are you really a goofy-looking lawyer/judge-wannabe who makes his wife and kids dress in matching red shirts?